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Stridder44
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Name: Kyle
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Sacramento
Birthday: 1/15/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: Being Irish! Watching James Bond flicks (or Johnny Depp films, or Russle Crowe, or Drew Berrymore, or Christipher Walken, or Hugh Grant, and many others..), Girls, Techno/Trance/Raves, Friends, Cars, T.P.ing, Rowing, Eating Mac & Cheese, Doing the Dew, Drawing/Sketching, Playing Guitar/Strummin', Partyin, Flirting, Romancing, Love Making, Making People Laugh, cuddling, traveling (Europe/Japan/Canada/pretty much anywhere), swimming, living life to the fullest (hey, better to be an optimist...you'll have more fun that way), hm...
Expertise: I can make 20 minute brownies in 15 minutes...I'm not sure if this counts or not...
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  PhatKangaroo
MSN: Cooknack3581
Member Since:
11/16/2003
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I LOVE RAIN!!!!!!!!!
(EDIT: I just realized the pic auto updates with the Doppler Satellite....but trust me it used to look awesome!!) | | |
| Alright, I've decided that I'm moving to Berkeley or somewhere else...I don't care and will play guitar
on the streets. I'm gonna start a band, even though I can barely play, much less sing.
I ask you today, would you be my tambourine girl? (Sorry guys, I don't need any cross-dressing tambourine "girls") I'm serious, if I could play better I would do it in a heartbeat. I've
been writing songs but due to lack of "making-up-my-own-chords" knowledge its been
at a standstill. So look out Mr. Mayer, Mr. Mraz, Mr.......uh....look out Mister! There's a
new scene in this chapter! Who's with me!?? So if this doesnt work out Im moving
down south where the great movie studios are and getting a job to live the Impossible
Dream. I want to be the next Hugh Grant. Sure laugh but that man is pimp-status to the
maxx. Thats right, there are two "x"'s on his title. Maybe I really will just leave. I want to. I've got nothing left here. I can't seem to run from memories anymore.
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lol! Round 3! Possible captions to go with these Valentine's Day dumplings:
"Video Date Applicant #429er7: 'HEY, HOT STUFF. WE ARE TEH SINGLE!!!11! ALL MY BODY
ARE BELONG 2 YOU TONITE. LOVE, TEH DOGFOOG GANGSTERS."
"¿Hey bebé, usted me casará? ¡Porque es maldito usted parece bueno! ¡ME GUSTA! ¡ME GUSTA!
¡ME GUSTA! !!"
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sign up for our Rewards Club Card you get 10% off every month!!"
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| I got thrown in the pool the other day (fully clothed mind you). Now this wouldn't
bother me so much, actually not at all, but the fact that I had my VW key in my
pocket put me in the mindset to kill. In the case you didn't know, the VW "switchblade" key looks like this:
It's an electronic key that is laser engraved and cost around $300-$400 to
replace. The key activation cost $150 alone! (only if you replace it, note that
this is with all "switchblade" keys, not just VW ones). Now a simple apology
would have made me feel about %300 better but instead all I got was a "Well I
didn't know it was in your pocket!" The point of my story here is simple, if
someone did something wrong why can't they just man (or woman) up and
say "Sorry". That's all it takes. So my words to them are grow a pair and apologize!
Trust me, if you do everything will be fine again!
I'VE GOT A FEVER! AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION...IS MORE COWBELL!
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Oh. I did.
